Are you on Drugs? – How to answer
What’s a good comeback when your parents or a friend demands to know, “Are you on drugs?” Of course it depends on who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think, and vote for the best...
View ArticleWhy haven’t I heard from you? – How to answer
How should a person respond when somebody who couldn’t be bothered to get in touch with you demands to know, ”Why haven’t I heard from you?” Friendship is always a two way street, here are some...
View ArticleGo ahead, make me – How to answer
What can you say if your friend or your teenager says to you with a defiant attitude, ”Yeah, just go ahead, make me!” Here are a few fun “make me” comebacks that can be used in most situations. Vote...
View ArticleThe best snappy comebacks for teens
READ and VOTE on the best teen comebacks It can be hard enough being a teenager without friends, parents and teachers asking you stupid questions. Below are some funny comebacks to the annoying things...
View ArticleYou’re so fake – How to answer
What’s a good response when some nasty girl says to you, ”You’re just so fake!” Who wants to hear that, well nobody of course! Here are some great verbal karate chops for the nasty smart ass. Let us...
View ArticleDon’t tell anyone! – How to answer
What can you say when a good friend tells you a secret and then blurts out, ”But don’t tell anyone!” Of course it depends who says it, because it is always hard to to keep a secret! Let us know what...
View ArticleI’m mad at you! – How to answer
How should you respond when your friend or girlfriend is constantly complaining, ”I‘m mad at you!” Of course it depends if you have had enough, and whether or not your OK putting up with their crap....
View ArticleI don’t like you! – How to answer
What can you say when a verbal bully blurts out, “I don’t like you!” Of course it depends who makes the nasty comment, and how they say it. We have some snappy comebacks that will hopefully render...
View ArticleI suck at it – Inspiring comebacks
What’s a great comeback when your discouraged friend or teenager wants to give up on something and blurts out, “I just suck at it!” Sometimes people just need a little encouragement to push through...
View ArticleMy life sucks – How to answer
What’s a good answer when your discouraged friend or teenager blurts out, ”My life sucks!” How you answer of course depends who says it, and how they say it. Below are some great comebacks that...
View ArticleGreat comebacks to whatever
What can you say when some rude person looks at you and blurts out, “whatever!” Of course it depends how they say it and how much eye rolling is inolved. We have some snappy comebacks that will...
View ArticleTop Ten Witty Comebacks for the Not so Bright
Top Ten Witty Comebacks for the Not so Bright It’s not nice to be snarky to dim witted oblivious people, the only time it’s OK is if they have said something nasty to you first. Here are ten...
View ArticleIt’s your fault! – Funny Comebacks
Have you ever had someone blame you for their own limitations? It is always easier to blame other people than take responsibility for your own life. There is a funny quote. “I didn’t say it was your...
View ArticleYou need to apologize – Snappy comebacks
Remember being a kid and being forced to apologize when you didn’t want to? Here are some snarky apologies when you are forced to say sorry, when you don’t really mean it but have to say something....
View ArticleTop ten comebacks for the oldest child who gets blamed by parents
The worst part of being thje older sibling is you are always getting blamed for stuff, even if it isn’t your fault. Parents always seem to take the side of the younger child, even if they start and...
View ArticleComebacks if someone asks to borrow your homework
It can be awkward if someone asks to borrow your homework and you don’t want to lend it to them. Why should you give away your homework to a lazy friend, when you have put in all of the effort to get...
View ArticleComebacks when someone says don’t talk back to me
When your parents are annoyed with you they may accuse you of talking back. It can be challenging to even get a word in when they are going on about some fictional crime you have apparently committed....
View ArticleFunny answers to how was the exam?
When you write an exam or get a paper back in class, there will always be someone who asks how you did so they can compare it to their own mark. Really, it’s none of their damn business. If you don’t...
View ArticleWhat to say if someone says your attitude sucks
If somebody is always giving you a hard time, or has a different standard for certain people it can be beyond annoying. When you get tired of their BS, you may respond without your usual sparkly...
View ArticleFunny answers when people ask if you have a girlfriend
It is always awkward when someone wants to know if you have a girlfriend. It’s even more awkward if it is a hot girl asking, or horrifying if your aunt Bertha wants to know to share the information...
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